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Monster Fighting 101-King Kong

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Here are some tips on dealing with this giant gorilla.

1-Avoid the island. No trip to the island=No Kong=No troubles.

Maybe that’s too easy and logical.

If you have to go to the island and get this dude then think about these.

1-Knock out gas may yeah knock him out for a while but he will get back up.

2-Chains won’t last forever on this full-size fuzzball.  So if he’s chained up keep your distance because more than likely he’ll snap them like twigs.

3-If you like a blonde that Kong had eyes then get out of town or else Kong will try to nab her and take up a big building.

4-If you have to fly a helicopter at Kong then dude know the length of arm and stay your distance. You don’t want to get wadded up like a candy wrapper.

5-If Kong is at the top of a building then for goodness sake don’t be standing down below him on the street. Sure enough that big hairball is going to come tumbling down.

 

There you go. Feel free to add your own.

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About markmc2012

I have watched far too many horror and sc-fi shows in my life. Now I feel the need to share this wealth of knowledge and make others suffer.

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