Ten things I learned from Mars needs women

 

1967

 

1-Martians apparently like to wear wet suits with hoods that have plastic lids and radio antennae on them when they are in space.

2-They are perfectly content to wear earth guy suits while on earth.

3-Martians are not very active when they try to abduct earth girls so they need lots of stock footage to make a film about them longer.

4-Being the captain of the martians must be a horrid job because the main martian looks mad and depressed during his mission.

5-Some martians abduct art students while others abduct strippers. Guess they have differences in their taste in woman.

6-Martians may come from space but they are not so fond of being in space or at least this film shows very little of them in space.

7- One martian liked Batgirl, but not enough to freeze her and take her back with him.

8-Even when martians argue it’s still dull.

9-When a martian goes to a football game it looks all fuzzy like it’s stock footage, oh wait I think it was.

10-Apparently Mars needs acting lessons too or at least these guys do.