Deepstar Six- A review in song

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In 1989 three films were released with undersea creatures- The Abyss, Leviathan and Deepstar six. I just watched Deepstar Six for the first time. I thought about the fact that those three films with similar ideas all came out in the same year. Then I remembered another undersea film with a monster that came out in 1989-The Little Mermaid from Disney. In honor of those 1989 underwater sea monster films I decided to combine them by doing a review of Deepstar Six to the tune of Under the sea. Here you go.

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Deepstar Six: Under the Sea (to the tune of the Under the sea from the Little Mermaid)

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else’s deep lake

You dream about being here not there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the cracked ocean floor

Such frightful things surround you

What are you lookin’ for?

Under the sea

Under the sea

Getting scared isn’t better

Down where it’s wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they are monster free all day

Out in the sun they dance away

While we devotin’

Full time to belly up floatin’

Under the sea

Down here all the creatures is scary

As off through the waves they rise

The fish on the land ain’t scary

The beasties down here will give you a nasty low budget surprise

But people on the land is lucky

The ones below are in for a worser fate

This movie is kind of sucky

There isn’t a charcter that you won’t hate

Under the sea

Under the sea

The monster might beat us

Kill us and eat us

This movie it starts out dull

Then a fangy thing tries to kill them all

Miguel Ferrier causes troubles

Eventually his blood bubbles

Under the sea (Under the sea)

Under the sea (Under the sea)

Since there is human meat here

The monster will try to eat here

Naturally (Naturally)

Even the tough woman and the foreign guy

They are expendable so they have to die

You saw Leviathan and the Abyss

So you decided to watch this

Under the sea

An underwater nuclear base

Can be a terrible place

You may discover an undersea cave

It’s your own rear end you should save

Digging too deep

Can bring up an underwater creep (Yeah)

The underwater vehicle sprang a leak

Things began to look bleak

The dude from BJ and the Bear

Tries to hide under his facial hair

I am throwing in the word staff

Because it allows me to say that Matt McCoy got ripped in half
Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)

Under the sea (Under the sea)

When the mission begins to fail

All the people they look real pale

What do they got?

Not much time

A film this flat could be a crime

The director of Friday the 13th was here

You’d think a cheap flick he’d know how to make here

Under the sea

Each little B movie actor or actress here

Is looking all wide eyed here

Under the sea

You’ve seen this all before so let out a sigh

Almost everyone will die

Except the dull leads who go to the surface up higher

Then they set the monster on fire

Under the water

That’s where most of the film took place

If you watched it then I can see the disappointment on your face

Under the sea