Drifters can be werewolves.
There’s always a stake around to impale a werewolf on.
Werewolf bites happen very easily.
Most werewolves look like cute doggies.
Turning into a werewolf won’t cause any damage to the clothes you are wearing.
Hippies like to hang out in the woods and prop up big crosses.
If your dad acts funny he might be a werewolf.
Telling your mom that your dad might be a werewolf may cause your parents to get back together.
If your dad buries something out in the barn don’t dig it up because it won’t be pretty.
Werewolves always seemed to meet a bad end.