1-If an odd scientist invites you to a secluded jungle be wary.
2-If number one happens don’t go unarmed.
3-If number one happens find out right away what this experiment is that this dude is working on.
4-If one and three happen don’t give the scientist time and room to test the experiment out on you.
5-If numbers one, three and four are still going on go back to two and arm yourself now.
6-If you get shrunk and have to choose between clothing that is toga like or brief like go with the toga.
7-Number six is so you don’t look like you are wearing a big diaper (spoiler alert a guy in the film looks like he’s wearing a big diaper).
8-It’s cool not to b cooperative with a looney, but don’t do it when he has you in his hand or we will kill you.
9-If looney scientist has a gun and you either stay in the low grassy cover or be on the rocks up high then for goodness sake go low or you will be shot.
10-Work as a group against nutbar scientist type and you may have a chance.