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Ten things I learned from Dr. Cyclops

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1940

1-If an odd scientist invites you to a secluded jungle be wary.

2-If number one happens don’t go unarmed.

3-If number one happens find out right away what this experiment is that this dude is working on.

4-If one and three happen don’t give the scientist time and room to test the experiment out on you.

5-If numbers one, three and four are still going on go back to two and arm yourself now.

6-If you get shrunk and have to choose between clothing that is toga like or brief like go with the toga.

7-Number six is so you don’t look like you are wearing a big diaper (spoiler alert a guy in the film looks like he’s wearing a big diaper).

8-It’s cool not to b cooperative with a looney, but don’t do it when he has you in his hand or we will kill you.

9-If looney scientist has a gun and you either stay in the low grassy cover or be on the rocks up high then for goodness sake go low or you will be shot.

10-Work as a group against nutbar scientist type and you may have a chance.

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About markmc2012

I have watched far too many horror and sc-fi shows in my life. Now I feel the need to share this wealth of knowledge and make others suffer.

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