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Ten things I learned from the Vampire Lovers

1-Female vampires love to walk around in their nightgowns

2-There’s a lot of fog out when Vampires go walking around.

3-Having nightmares of being attacked may mean that you really have been attacked.

4-Vampires really just need to be staked, but cutting off their heads just looks cool.

5-Dudes get but in the neck, but women get bit on their breasts.

6-Doctors and butlers are expendable.

7-Mysterious men in black just show up to stay off in the distance and smile in an evil way.

8-Vampire killers have to have titles like Baron or General.

9-Hiding in your vampire grave really isn’t a great idea because all vampire killers look there first.

10-Being a lover instead of a fighter doesn’t really work out for vampires.

This is a decent outing for Hammer, but a little slow. As far as their 1970’s vampire films go I prefer Captain Kronos, Vampire Circus and Twins of evil to this one.


About markmc2012

I have watched far too many horror and sc-fi shows in my life. Now I feel the need to share this wealth of knowledge and make others suffer.

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