1-Wearing a furry vest marks you as an evil henchman.
2-Laying nude on a table is probably a sign you are soon going to be cut open.
3-Just because you get sliced open while nude doesn’t mean a Satanic ritual can’t revive you.
4-If you suspect vampires are around then there is always an expert on the subject nearby to help you out.
5-If you suspect a sniper is near then don’t get out of the car without a bullet proof vest.
6-If you are a vampire and you have a sprinkler system in the house be ware someone may use it against you.
7-If there is a mystery business partner in on an evil plan then it’s likely Dracula.
8-Even in the bright colored clothing times of the early 1970’s Drac still wears black.
9-If you enter into a business deal with Dracula it probably won’t end well for you.
10-Dracula can come back from the dead and manipulate the richest men in the country but he isn’t smart to avoid getting ensnared by a hawthorn bush.