Ah, it has been some time since my last visit here. This week’s insult is Parsimonious Puppet. This one is sure to astound your friends and enemies. Good day to you.
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Dr. Smith’s insult of the week
Ah, yes it is time once again for me to enlighten you in the craft of insulting. This week’s insult is Negligent Ninny. A rather nice twist on the classic Ninny. So use it wisely.
Dr. Smith’s insult of the week
Ah, yes there you are. I’m certain that you are awaiting my next insult. It is Preening Popinjay. So if you see someone spending too much time on the way they look feel free to stun them with this doozy. Good day to you.
Dr. Smith’s insult of the week
Never fear Smith is here. I am back after a brief absence to bestow upon you yet another insult for your arsenal. This week it is Floundering Flunky. That would should carry quite a bit of weight so use it appropriately.
Dr. Smith’s Insult of the week
Ah, yes it is time once again for another insult. This week my dear friends it is Neanderthal Ninny. So spare me the dire doubts, just trust Zachary Smith and use this insult on a deserving subject.
Dr.Smith’s insult of the week
Spare me the inane innuendoes for it is time once again for yet another insult. This week it is Cybernetic Simpleton. So if you know of mechanized being or even a simple computer that is in need of this insult then feel free to use it upon them. Good day to you.
Dr. Smith’s insult of the week
Even a dire situation such as my present condition shall not prevent me from delivering an insult. It is Roly-Poly Rowdy. Now I must return to the matter at hand. Good day to you sir or madam.
Dr. Smith’s Insult of the week
Oh, dear it does seem to be that time again does it not? The last insult of this year certainly deserves something a bit more special. So this week it is Ingot of Ingratitude. Certainly not an insult for the timid so gather your courage and use it as you see fit.
Dr. Smith’s insult of the week
Spare me the moralizations. Just be thankful that I have just enough time to share my vast knowledge on the subject of insults with you. This week it shall be Pusillanimous Pinhead.
You may want to practice that one alone a bit before using it in a proper situation, but it will be well worth the wait. Good day to you sir or madam.
Dr. Smith’s Insult of the week
Have no fear, Smith is here. It is the season of giving and I shall present you with a grand insult to use. It is Brutish Product of the Mineral World. Not everyone can appreciate such an advanced insult, but if you can then please use upon one who deserves it.
Lasers, monsters and barbarians oh, my! 