Skeletor’s animated villain of the month

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What did I see? Can I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy? Oh, hi! Skeletor, the greatest villain to ever purple. This month’s villain comes from a fantasy cartoon. Dungeons and dragons was on a few years back in the 1980’s. These nasty kids rode a ride straight into a world of delightful monsters. Unfortunately these kids¬†caused trouble while there trying to stop evil and such. The main villain was a fine one horned fellow by the name of Venger who tried hard to set things right and stop these horrible¬†delinquents every week. He had a cool winged horse and some awesome powers. Plus just look at that delightful smile.

Until next month stay nasty!

 

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Skeletor’s Animated villain of the month

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There I was completely wasting, out of work and down. All inside it’s so frustrating as I drift from town to town. Such is the life of a famous animated villain such as myself. However this column is not about me, but about this month’s animated villain. For the month of December it is…

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The one and only the Grinch. He was the very definition of mean that’s for sure. He had that mean look down as good as anyone. He was so full of hate and he managed to put all of that into a great plan to actually steal Christmas for an entire village and of course they had it coming. Unfortunately those awful, sickening Whos brainwashed him and made him all holly, jolly and they caused him to have an enlarged heart which he’s probably going to die soon. Wait maybe the Whos were the real villains of the story- using hynosis and potentially fatal internal organ enlargement against your enemy. Anyways the Grinch had a good run while it lasted. Until next month stay nasty!

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Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste, I’ve been around for a long, long year…oh just kidding it’s me Skeletor, here to debut my new column. This month’s animated villain (s) of the month are….

 

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Gargamel and Azrael from the Smurfs. Gargamel is the one with less hair. He fancied himself a wizard of sorts. He normally botched things up with his lack of magical knowledge. However he did stay true to being evil and always tried coming up with plots to catch or overpower those sickening blue, little creatures. His cat Azrael failed a lot too however he also stayed nasty so I have to admire that. Just look at them- pure meanness and those goes a long way in my book. So next time you watch the Smurfs maybe cheer on these guys for once. Until next time…this is Skeletor saying stay evil.