Creature

1985

A monster terrorizes a spaceship crew. Hey, that’s never happened before…oh yeah I think it did actually.

Ten reasons why this movie could have been good.

1-A monster.

2-Miniature spaceships

3-Spacesuits-lots of them.

4-Blasters or laser guns or phasers or whatever they call them here.

5-Lots of spaceship interiors.

6-Bloody deaths.

7-The carnage starts early in the film.

8-Some explosions.

9-A fair amount of deaths.

10-Klaus Kinski.

 

Ten reasons why this movie sucks donkey balls.

1-The plot is a mess.

2-I didn’t care about any of these characters.

3-Not enough views of the spaceships.

4-The acting was horrible.

5-Despite the deaths and chases the movie was still a drag.

6-The spaceship interiors looked unfinished.

7-What’s with all the fog?

8-Not enough Klaus Kinski.

9-Even the spacesuits were boring.

10-The monster looks like Barney the dinosaur covered in plastic crap.